Monday, January 29, 2007
Haroooo everypup! It is a glorious 19 degrees outside & it's SNOWING! Our lady was really ticked Friday (you'd think she was the northern breed) cause it warmed up enough to melt the majority of our snow. And like we've said before, that always leads her into the "Global Warming Rant" that we are ALL so sick of! So we were very glad when the snow starting falling this evening. As soon as she got home from work she came out & we all tried to catch snowflakes on our tongues, it was lots of fun!
Sunday, January 28, 2007
OK, so besides the fact that we are eating out of a spoon, we wanted to tell you all about these wonderfull little cans that we get.
Sometimes we wonder if they really do know that we are dogs & not "Da Babies". Oh well, we'll allow it to continue so long as means tasty treats, even off the spoon. You all really do need to claw your humans for some of these, you won't be disappointed.
Face Licks, M&M
Thursday, January 25, 2007
This could be very bad...
Not that either of our "large frames" could fit in there, but it still looks cool. OK, better run for now, it's about time to claw the lady for dinner. Hope you all like the updates, we like being able to see you all with your links!
Face Licks, Macie & Malechai
You Know You Are a Dog Person When..
(Hey, she makes us listen to her read those stupid "You know you're a Redneck when...)
*You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
*Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.
*You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
*The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.
*You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
*You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
*You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kids.
*You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
*You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you.
*You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore.
*Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself.
*You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.
*You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
*You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night (after all, the other dish is way down on the first floor...)
*Your freezer contains more dog bones than anything else.
*You shovel a zigzag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all her favorite spots.
*You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
*You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
*You make popcorn just to play catch with your dog.
*Your jewelry box contains no jewels ... just those fasteners from vari-kennels.
*Every time you read the name Bob, you think the guy's first name is Best of Breed.
*Your house isn't carpeted - the fuzzy furballs under your feet are soft enough ...
*Your hungry hubby comes home from work, lifts the cover of the pan on the stove and says, "Is this people food or dog food?"
*At your dinner parties, you always double check the butter before putting it on the table.
*You put important papers in the latest issue of your breed magazine ... you know you will find them there.
*You have dog hair stuck to the tape on wrapped gifts.
*You show up at the car dealers with a ruler, to measure and see if your big dog crate will fit.*Before the actual purchase you make the dealer cringe by insisting that you load both crates and dog into the shiny, new vehicle to make sure it works!
*You remove all the seats from the van except the two in the front so you have room for crates...
*You cringe at the price of food in the grocery store but think nothing of the cost of dog food or treats.
*When you get your latest roll of film and there isn't a single picture of a two-legged person in it...
VOTE FOR TURBO!
Monday, January 22, 2007
So sure, maybe I may purposely always run the same way (cause I know the idiots going to follow) but I really can't help my self, it makes me woo pretty hard. If you could see the look on his face, such surprise & I think, how can you possibly be surprised, you just did the exact same thing 2 minutes ago, silly boy!
I think it's safe to say that I am the smarter of the two us! He's just such a boy. And he's totally a suckup, always getting up on the couch first, next to the lady. I try to explain to him that that's what she wants & he's supposed to WAIT! Don't do it when she tells you to, instead turn your back & pretend you didn't hear anything. Then once she's good & comfortable, THEN jump up on her legs & pin them down so she can't move them. I tell you, it's hard, he's just so male.
You know what else he does, woooo this really annoys me, he lets her brush him! I know, I know, I've tried to explain this to him all so. No Malechai, you must run away, refuse to sit once caught & PROTEST LOUDLY when forced to finally submit. (This usually pretty much insures that the lady will be sitting on me by this part of the game.) But no, not him, he sits & lays when she tells him to & I actually think he likes it. Sometimes I'm pretty sure he was "adopted"!
Oh, I am a funny girl!
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Sorry, we kinda got on a rant there for a minute... So we are fine, (and NOT brainwashed, Althea, we promise, it's us) we have our mouse back, and have actually cornered the leader of the cats here Sgt. CallieMarie & gave her the scare of her life! Of course, the lady was soooo not impressed but hey, we tried to go through the right channels & then decided it was time to take matters into our own paws, things were getting WAY out of paw!!!!!! This seems to have kept them at bay, thus far. Not to mention the stupid cats across the street that our cats planned to "join forces" with have been locked up! Yep, locked up, their humans have left for about 2 weeks & locked them all down before they left, woohoo! Our cats aren't feeling nearly as "bad" as they were a couple weeks ago! And now that we know that they were using the little one, they call her TalulaBelle, as bait, we don't even give her the time of day, that really seems to have squashed their plans. Try & say we're stupid, hardly, we are smart enough to read their stupid blog & know of their devious plans, now whose the stupid ones?! So it's safe to say that our division of HULA is still safe! We again apologize for you all being subjected to those STUPID cats! Lets move right along to the good news, shall we?!
Yes, we have straw! Our lady has been "growling" at the man for the last month or so about all the mud. She did kind of have a point, we do love the dirt and all but our beautiful fluffy white fur wasn't so white anymore. We gave her the idea after reading one of D'Azuls blogs. We had forgotten that that's what our bedding was made of as tiny puppies at our "real Mom's" house. It's so great, there's all kind of smells on it & it's dry & clean, right away we had to make a "nest" in it between our tree & the fence. Thanks for the word on this great stuff everyone at D'Azuls, now can you guys tell us how to get them to leave it down all year round? We've already heard them talking that in the spring they plan to rake it all up & plant grass seed again (good luck with that we say). We would really prefer to just have new straw added every so often, we have a whole other section of yard that still has grass. But hey, you all know how the humans are, they'll still think they're going to do it their way, they'll go & waste all that money on grass & stuff (which takes away form our toy & treat money, we're sure) & we will continue to have it as our race track, we'll fight with them for a few weeks until, as usual, they will give up & let us have it our way.
This post has been an ongoing work, by the way, like we mentioned earlier the lady had been sick, so the computer hasn't been on much & our paws are to big to get that little button pushed in to turn it on our selves. So we've been working on it here & there when she's forgotten to turn it off. We do appreciate everyones concerns for us on our last post! Should things get out of paw again over here, we'll definitely be callin' on ya Holly, Poseidon & Magnum, sounds like you all are skilled in the "eliminating of vermin" department! What's up with that Justin person anyway?! That was the first time he had posted on our blog, but we've read you alls comments that he's been on yours before & makes our puters sick...Woowoo very much for the paws up Storm! The AO4's always looking out for us!
We have even more good news to report, MORE SNOW! We got up this morning & is was white out again, finally. Screwed up our straw a little, but when it's snow, who cares!
It's not as much as the last time but still plenty to roll around in & eat (not the yellow stuff though). We've had a bunch of other stuff that, at first we thought was snow, until we went out on our deck & slid right off the stairs. This stuff was ice, not nearly as much fun & harder to master walking on. Our lady hopes since all that was on the ground first, maybe the actual snow will stay longer this time. We hope so too, we don't have to hear her & her global warming rantings when it's cold out. We think she musta been one of us in her last life as much as she likes the cold & snow! All the other humans thinks she's crazy, except Lucyloo's Mom, she likes the snow too. Speaking of snow, we're gonna go for now & play in it some more, we just came in to humor the lady for awhile & get a few chicken treats. Hope you all got some snow too, we still haven't figured out how to package it to send to those of you that keep getting robbed, we'll keep working on it though.
Until next time, snowy, catless woooooos! Macie & Malechai