Macie-Malechai

Hi everypup & fufu! Lately there's been so much "we" blogging here and frankly, I'm rather perturbed that it hasn't been all about me! It's usually, safe to say that when it's "we" that that's when the lady is supervising our blog time & "we" have to "play nice". Well, folks, tonight it's all me, I've bribed the big oaf with a bone that I'd been hoarding for the last couple days. I knew he wanted it, he's been eyeballin' it non stop, so he was quick to agree to just let me blog while he eats. I'm learning very quickly that the male breed is easy to manipulate with just food!

So sure, maybe I may purposely always run the same way (cause I know the idiots going to follow) but I really can't help my self, it makes me woo pretty hard. If you could see the look on his face, such surprise & I think, how can you possibly be surprised, you just did the exact same thing 2 minutes ago, silly boy!

I think it's safe to say that I am the smarter of the two us! He's just such a boy. And he's totally a suckup, always getting up on the couch first, next to the lady. I try to explain to him that that's what she wants & he's supposed to WAIT! Don't do it when she tells you to, instead turn your back & pretend you didn't hear anything. Then once she's good & comfortable, THEN jump up on her legs & pin them down so she can't move them. I tell you, it's hard, he's just so male.

You know what else he does, woooo this really annoys me, he lets her brush him! I know, I know, I've tried to explain this to him all so. No Malechai, you must run away, refuse to sit once caught & PROTEST LOUDLY when forced to finally submit. (This usually pretty much insures that the lady will be sitting on me by this part of the game.) But no, not him, he sits & lays when she tells him to & I actually think he likes it. Sometimes I'm pretty sure he was "adopted"!

Oh, I am a funny girl!