Tuesday, November 28, 2006
I'm NOT A "Sick Perv"!
Malechai just wouldn't back off, soooooo... I tried to tell him nicely to stop, but would he? That's a big negative! I had no choice but to get down to business & remind him why, I am the Alpha!
Which then takes us back to the first picture, where I have finished him off & obviously I "dominate" him! WooWooWOOOOO!
Now the lady's trying to get me to make up with him cause he's POUTING cause he's A BIG SISSY BOY! Notice, me being cute & him being a big sad eyed weenie, he shouldn't start something he can't finish. It does stink to be him though, he just got beat up & mounted by a girl, now that's just funny!
The point of all this (besides to torture Malechai) is that the lady needs to stop calling me a sick perv everytime I "hump" my brother, as she has read (from her supposed human experts) for herself that I am merely reminding my brother that I "own" him.
Well everyhusky & fufu, it's time to go hit the lady's blanket with a good dose of "stink foot".
Monday, November 20, 2006
Let's Talk About My Week...
It went a little better at tonight's class, it was all the dogs that I've been going to school with & the same teachers. And my sister was there so that helped alot, she went first (again, wanting it to be all about her) and I got to see exactly how it was done. She can say whatever mean stuff she wants about me (cause she's rude & hateful) but I lover her anyway & life is just better when it's the 2 of us together! Plus, she's not scared of anything & always has cool ideas of what games we should play! She said she has something planned for graduation but she won't tell me what it is, she says I would ruin the surprise, I would not! Oh woo, I'm sure it will be fun whatever it is.
Well, goodnight for now all & sweet giant bone filled dreams! Malechai (the nice one)
Sunday, November 19, 2006
WooWooWOOOOO! We're back!
There's so much to catch up on. First I want to show you all my attempts at Yoga. I saw Fufu & Bibi doing it on their blog & decided to give it a go, Husky style.
Malechai decided this was not going to be his new favorite sport so he's went back to practing on his couch balancing routine. First he stretches, preparing for his "mount".Oh, easy....
Alright, enough about him, I'm blogging solo today. Let's start with the man has been sick all week, started last Friday. What this means is that Malechai didn't have to go to school on Monday night. I went all alone with the lady & guess what?! I LOVED it! I didn't have to worry about what my stupid brother was doing, I was the only Husky, which of course meant that I was the most gorgeous!!!!! You see, some silly humans seem to think that my brother is prettier than me, OK I guess, if you like Giant Headed Freaks! So without him there it was all about me! I pranced with all my fluffiness, tail curled just perfectly & head held high. Of course, the other humans there were telling my lady what a great job she's been doing training me, but we all know, had I not felt like being cute & fluffy that night, she wouldn't have made me do so! I'll let her think what she wants for awhile, live it up lady, I have my payback planned, in about, oh lets say 4 weeks (that would be "Graduation"). We were all told the things that will be expected from us to graduate (I heard, yada yada yada), but one thing the teacher human said that caught my attention was, and I quote, "If your dog eliminates in any way in the ring during graduation it will be immediately disqualified", oh lady, do I have a surprise for you! Don't worry, I'm not going to do it until the very end, the lady will be so proud of me, I will have shown the world how smart & "trainable" we Huskies are, then I'm going to look right into my ladies eyes & poop right there on the spot! She will be furious (and unable to beat me might I add, since there will be an audience), I can see the different shades of red on her face as I blog this, it will be glorious!
Evil you may think, no, I say vengeful. I've bided my time since the whole cement on our fence thing, done well in "school" (and still no Dog Park, don't forget), walked like "other" dogs on my stupid "training collar", but now I've been shown the way to revenge, normally a dish best served cold, in this case, warm & steamy will do just as well! I know this means I won't graduate, but who cares! It will be worth it! Then maybe she will understand, once & for all that I am the Queen, (well at least of Malechai). All that would mean is that I'de have to take the class over but that wouldn't be so bad, now we've started to do some really cool "agility" stuff, goin though tubes, up big tall ramps & back down, There's even a seesaw thingy, it's really cool! I think if I timed it just right, I could send one of those little dogs flying off it! WooWoo! I better stop! Goodnight everypup! Miss MacieGrey
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
BLOGGER IS STUPID!
Have a Barkful day, M&M
Monday, November 13, 2006
This is soooo weird!
Hoping for help woooos, Macie & Malechai
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Nothing much to blog about so how bout some pictures!
Look, I'm a cat! The man would really prefer that I not lay up here (something about being too big & breaking down the back of the couch) but I figure, the cats do it so why not me! I'm just a baby boy!
OK, how about standing on the back of the couch, I am the Queen ya know!
Fine, I'll sit down, kinda...
I do love to lay on the ladies blanket, specially with my stinky feet!
Me and the biped in the box, get out little boy (apparently he doesn't know that I am the Queen)!
Miss Queeny seems to think this is her own personal photo shoot, I'm a handsome boy & worthy of being seen too!
And nicer, I actually like to lay with the lady!
Well, hope you liked our "photo shoot", we're off to plan our days destruction, the weather is beautiful so we're thinkin' it's time to work on our hole diggin' skills, (they don't teach that in puppy class!). Ya all have a howlin' fine day! Macie & Malechai
Monday, November 06, 2006
Ah, Quitcher Bitchin'
This weekend our favorite boy came over & we got maul him for several hours, he has a high pitched giggle that makes us go crazy & he tries to run from us so that makes the game of chase begin (our Mom lets us run in the house). Here he is...
Maulin' on the floor, we got him!
Maulin' him on the couch (you can run, but you can't hide little boy!)
Now we gotcha! It really was fun, Macie had to get in the kennel with him, did I mention she doesn't share well either! I was going to show you some more pictures but yet again, BLOGGER IS STUPID! So goodbye for now fellow puppers, Dog classes tonight, woowoo! I'm gonna make my stupid sister look even stupider when I do down-stay perfect & she has to be wrestled to the ground! Have a great day, we're off to go spend it outside in the leaves, fun fun fun!
Malechai The Good Son (Or suckup as I'm sure Meeshka would say)