Macie-Malechai

In our hand out from "school" this week it was listing different things about a dogs body language, and I'll quote, "Mounting is used for mating (duh!) & also as displays of dominance. A dog wishing to vote himself alpha (in this case herself) dog will mount another dog of either sex as an act of self-assertion." See, I'm not a "sick perv" like my lady says! I'm just showing ol' stupido whose boss. I kept trying to tell the lady that it isn't like that, geesh he is my brother you know! Humans are so silly sometimes. I'm not really humping him here, this was just a bad ending (for Malechai) to a good round of FightClub. I'll back up a little, the lady bought some stinky plastic mats to put down where we run in at (as we refuse to stop for a towel) so I was trying to properly inspect it...
Malechai just wouldn't back off, soooooo... I tried to tell him nicely to stop, but would he? That's a big negative! I had no choice but to get down to business & remind him why, I am the Alpha!
Which then takes us back to the first picture, where I have finished him off & obviously I "dominate" him! WooWooWOOOOO!
Now the lady's trying to get me to make up with him cause he's POUTING cause he's A BIG SISSY BOY! Notice, me being cute & him being a big sad eyed weenie, he shouldn't start something he can't finish. It does stink to be him though, he just got beat up & mounted by a girl, now that's just funny!

The point of all this (besides to torture Malechai) is that the lady needs to stop calling me a sick perv everytime I "hump" my brother, as she has read (from her supposed human experts) for herself that I am merely reminding my brother that I "own" him.
Well everyhusky & fufu, it's time to go hit the lady's blanket with a good dose of "stink foot".

Sweet Dreams of little furry type critter things, The Queen of Everything That Is Malechai